Cracker assassins rising!

CNN reports that a man in Florida is being held for threatening to kill Barack Obama if he is elected President.

No doubt this is the first (as far as I know anyway) of what will be many such nut cases.

Well, it was only a matter of time, wasn’t it.

And lest you think my use of the term cracker is out of line, just check out the mug shot of Mr. Raymond Hunter Geisel, a cracker killer name if I ever heard one. Why are these dudes alway referred to by all three names anyway? Like John Norman Collins, John Wayne Gacey, Mark David Chapman. Is that like part of the profile or something? Can you not be considered a twisted killer if you don’t happen to have a middle name? How many people do not have a middle name, anyway? I’m not sure I’ve ever met anyone who doesn’t? I’m just curious? Of course, there is  Jeffery Dahmer — anyone know his middles name? And Charles Manson, so I suppose it isn’t a hard and fast rule. Still.

Anyhoo… Mr. Raymond Hunter Geisel, please stand up, please stand, please stand up…

But to be fair to Mr. Geisel, he also reportedly claimed to want to put a bullet in the head of now President Bush. So he’s an equaly opportunity assassin, I guess.

In any case, the guys is definitely whack, telling agents that “if he wanted to kill Senator Obama he would simply shoot him with a sniper rifle.”

Yikes! Smooth move Ex-Lax!

Of course, later he claimed it was all just a joke.

Ha ha! Very funny mother fucker!




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